DK Rap
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The DK Rap, also called the Monkey Rap, is a rap song introduced in Donkey Kong 64, also heard in Super Smash Bros. Melee's Kongo Jungle stage. It can be unlocked in Super Smash Bros. Brawl but it is named Kong Jungle (Melee) and it is used on Jungle Japes as a selectable song.
[edit] Lyrics
Here, here, here we go,
So they're finally here, Performing for you,
If you know the words, You can join in too,
Put your hands together, if you want to clap,
As we take you through, this monkey rap!
DK, Donkey Kong!!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well,
He's finally back, to kick some tail,
His Coconut Gun, can fire in spurts,
If he shoots ya, it's gunna hurt!
He's bigger, faster and stronger too,
He's the first member of the DK crew!
DK, Donkey Kong!'
DK, Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes,
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood,
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be,
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong,
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!''
DK, Donkey Kong!
He has no style, has no grace,
This Kong has a funny face,
He can handstand when he needs to,
And stretch his arms out, just for you,
Inflate himself just like a balloon,
This cra-zy Kong just digs this tune!
DK, DK, Donkey Kong!
DK, DK, Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too,
And this time he's in the mood,
He can fly real high with his jetpack on,
With his pistols out he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune,
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
DK, Donkey Kong!
DK, Donkey Kong!
Finally he's here for you,
It's the last member of the DK crew!
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny,
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy,
Can pick up a bould-er with relative ease,
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze,
He may move slow, he can't jump high,
But this Kong's one hell of a guy!
Huh!
C'mon Cranky. Take it take it to the fridge!
Walnuts. Peanuts. Pineapple smells.
Grapes. Melons. Oranges. And coconut shells!
Ahh yeah!!
Walnuts. Peanuts. Pineapple smells.
Grapes. Melons. Oranges. And coconut shells!
Oh yeah!!
[edit] Music Video
[edit] Trivia
This song has been edited to remove the word "hell" from Chunky Kong's part of the rap.
