Smasher:Action Bastard
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| Action Bastard "Man of Action" | |
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| Brawl main | Lucas |
| Melee mains | Captain Falcon, Ganondorf |
| Other Melee character | ness/marth |
| Crew(s) | What are the Oddz |
| Former crews | The Lounge |
| Skill | Professional SON! |
| Additional info | |
| Real name | James |
| Birth date | (age 23) |
| Location | Florida 
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Introduction and how he meet WATO.
Action Bastard is one of many C. Falcon, in melee, players in central Florida. Unknown till later in the winter of 07, the name "Action Bastard" was actually a cartoon super hero from the "Chin-Chan" series. He joined the smash community late spring by meeting Kyon then later on another tournament the rest of WATO. His first tournament was at Downtown Disney’s Virgin store. Of course, he didn't go far. His second tourney was at a hotel where he meets other WATO. One thing he learned on that tournament was never come across an anger F-0, witch he took all his anger on Action's Ganondorf. He also meets one of the best jigs in the U.S, Hungry-box. Later on the months, he found out that people play melee on the lounge so he joined The Lounge crew (witch was never have been a crew till early spring of 08) He have been owning the lounge for a prior of three to four month till he meet Hiroshi, one of the top Sheik in Fl. Action's reaction was being cocky towards Hiro as Hiro asked Action for a money match. "You sure you want a money match kid? I am really good." Said Hiro. "Man, my Ganon will own" Action said. At the end, Action didn’t agree to the money match and end up being four stalked. Ever since then, all his bragging rights have been taken away till he get better and start owning. Another WATO introduction was Zoro Florida’s best Link, whom action greeted him with the usual "What up noob, ass" and so forth and Zoro replied the same way just for laugh. However, he gave Zoro large amount of respect as the day went on. Another meeting was with Vericz, whom he considers one of his close friends and along with Zoro. His meeting was a cool-like aura, "Want to play gah?” As the day went on and on, Action have meet his first rival, AT@T who plays Sheik but was playing C.falcon most of the time when ever he played Action, (Al talks n' terminate) Witch is always true. Action found him fun to play that he made a series of matches during gigs. Another WATO meeting was during the second tournament he went; he had a great deal of interest on playing UUAA, one of the best Fox players in FL. It was also Action's goal on one day to beat UUAA along with Hungry-box. He also meet Legion, one of the first Zelda player in FL. Action and Legion goes way back and had their own little matches. OF course she hated being kneed every 5 second enough to ban Action from playing Smash for 30 minutes during a free for all battle. His response? "That why they call me Action Bastard, My C.falcon is all action, but he can be a bastard with the knee when I want to." Another interest on meeting was Zoro's G/f Merin a peach player. Who have the knit-knack of pulling random surprising knees when ever Action wasn't paying attention to where he was going? Finally, he meets Blu-ray, another jig player. He found the same way as al, another cool guy. Over all, Action is now part of WATO as a "Comedian" type of person where he entertains WATO with random comments.
(More to come)
Melee/brawl mains and others
Melee
His main was Ganondorf, also known by the name of DooM weapon, BFG 9000. Most of WATO though that Action had potential with Ganondorf but most of then preferred his C. falcon the most. He also mained Marth a few years back before meeting WATO and now Action is trying to revive his Marth skills. During his time with Veriz he also though of making a joke character, hence Action picked up Pichu, Twinkie but didn’t much bother on working on that char. During the time he played brawl, witch Zoro brought to the longue one day, he got interested on Lucas so he decided to pick up Ness for melee. One of his favorite moment was when he was at H-box place where H-box said "Oh my god, Action is good with Ness" when Action was facing F-0 while performing a Ness combo, but at the end, Action got owned. Another was a Ness, but boring, ditto against Zoro and Angry lobster. Action is currently training his C. falcon for future tournaments.
Brawl
Action once tried to change his name from Action Bastard to Telekinesis on account that Lucas wasn't all about action but physical power. However, after being name johned by several of WATO member and friends, he decided to stay with the name, not to mention that while thinking an opponent will say after a loss. "Fucking Bastard, I can't touch him!" "Yup, that's my name gah, don't forget it :)" Witches haven’t happen yet. Action has been playing Lucas ever since the game came out and was a former "Best Lucas in Florida" till Galeon came along. He though that he can beat Galeon and had a grudge against him. However, when he finally meet him, he though that Galeon was as cool as ice, not to mention that Galeon is his mentor. He promise himself that if he ever beet Galeon one of this days, that Action will still refer him as one of the best of the best lucases in Florida. However, Action considers him as a mentor/rival but a good friend never the less. Other character that Action use is Sheik, C. Falcon, Luigi, GnW, ness, ike, jigs but currently picking on DDD and other to increase performance and skill. However, h-box asked action on why he plays low tear character. Action said that all characters that where good on melee should have a shinning moment, proving that they are still useful.
Rivals:
AT@T: Action First rival enough to make a series of matches to increase performance and skills. During this day, there are times when this series of matches continues since is fun to do.
Mars: A Peach (Melee) Pit (Brawl) player that is known to side dodging. Action can't wait to, once more, beat him again. However, he still considers him as a friend, regardless on how much Mars brags, spam and act.
Galeon: First Brawl rivals that Action have meet. He is known for being cool as ice, as most smashers’ referees galeon as. Also, one of Actions friend.
Mentors:
F-0: Action's first tutors and the first time that Action likes to do c. Falcon dittos. He hopes one day that F-0 would pass his power to him.
xYz: One of the best person to have a ditto with and that still going on during this present time.
Hiroshi: school of Mind game hard knots, action always have been told that his mind game need to improve while his skills continue to grow, action still lack of mind games.
WATO: any character type training that WATO can dish out, But most of those where loosing streak while having a few winnings.
Galeon: Action first brawl tutors, always watching every Galeon matches during gigs tourneys.
Inspiration:
Hirioshi: Inspires action to play brawl/melee in hope on getting better at it
H-box: Inspires Action on one day being one of the best in the U.S
Galeon: inspires Action on becoming one of the best Lucas in the region
F-0/xYz: inspires action on becoming one of the best c. Falcon in Fl (melee)
Renth/linguini: Inspires action on becoming one of the best Ganondorf in Fl (melee)
Kyon: inspires action on getting better on both brawl and melee
D-Torr: ispires action through numerous friendlies in both brawl and melee
Remembering quotes:
“There we go, there we go, there we go,” Gmoney and crew
“Your one hundred percent complete garbage.” “Then why don’t you take me to the trash? <3” Kyon/Action
“I hate that fucker soooo much” Zoro
“Oh my god, action is good with ness” H-box
“Action, you need to mind game more” Hiroshi
“You knee me action!” AT@T
“Play me Action” Vericz
“Dude, there are time when I am kicking his ass but there are moment where he go pro in one stock and kick my ass.” F-0
“Professional son!” Action
“Down throw knee, down throw knee, all you have to do is down throw knee.” Action
“I hate that fucking knee, is so annoying!” Legion
“You better watch out Action, I might knee you out of nowhere” Merin
“Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…that was very smart” H-box
“Japan beats!” Sprinkles
"Orange Juice Cerealus" action
"hyppopaus" action
"Unintelligible Gibberish with occasional shouts of profanity" action
"Don't make a mistake or you'll get punished" Dare
"Cmon! I wanna challenge your Lucas!" Mars
"Wanna buy sum chucklot?" / "Action, I'll money match you for your chocolate?" Action/D-Torr
He is well known for his combo video, Speech Combo.
[edit] Videos
Speech Combo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh959LLlZy4
The 11th Member of What are the Oddz
