Smasher:Toecutter
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| Toecutter | |
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| Melee main | Ganondorf |
| Other Melee characters | Donkey Kong, Bowser |
| Crew(s) | N/A |
| Skill | Mediocre |
| Additional info | |
| Real name | Ryan Werra |
| Birth date | May 23rd, 1989 (age 18) |
| Location | Plover, WI 
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Toecutter is a Ganondorf player from Plover, Wisconsin. He also uses Donkey Kong. Toecutter is quite mediocre at this game (or perhaps it's the fact he uses no character above the Mid-Tier). He formerly enjoyed spamming the website known as SWF (amassing more than 40 Infraction points), but he has since stopped. The Mods believe that it was in fact their doing, and take an utmost pride in the fact that Toecutter no longer spams. This is simply not true, it was the sheer stupidity of all the people on the website, and the ease of the trolling that made Toecutter stop his spamming ways. You can see his number of alternate accounts, a carryover from his early days.
Toecutter has an undying hate for the game of Super Smash Brothers Melee, but cannot bring himself to quit. It is fueled by many things, but mainly the level of Ganondorf's suckiness (and his inability or stubbornness to use any other character). Ganondorf is, after all the worst character in the game (as said by one Eddie, "considering he's the worst character in the game.").
Attempts have been made to use Falco, Fox, and Marth. However, Toecutter always falls from Tier grace, and goes back to that useless character known as Ganondorf. He dabbles in other horrible characters such as Donkey Kong, Bowser, and Roy.
It is a rare occurrence for Toecutter to attend any public Smash Event, whether it be a Tournament or a Fest. He enjoys playing with his close friends (for fun), rather than having to play seriously in a competition. However, he does fare quite well in tournaments, considering how often he plays (rarely).
Toecutter lives by Beyonce's song "Beautiful Liar".
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[edit] Tournament placings
- Gamez VI: 4th, of 12
- UWSP Tourney III: 2nd, of 16
- CC4: 13th, of 34
- CC5: 9th, of 32
- Handsome Jett 4: 17th, of 106
- FUHGEDDABOUTIT 1 13th, of 31
[edit] External links
[edit] At SWF
- Toecutter Public Profile
- HMC Public Profile
- King Leonidas Public Profile
- Wendell the Baker Public Profile
- Paper Luigi II Public Profile
- Christopher Edward Hansen Public Profile
- *~* James *~* Public Profile
- Fruitcake Public Profile
[edit] At Gamefaqs
- LOLZ BANNED
